penis munchies

the desire for penis

damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016

Alco-Munchies

when you're drunk and you're really hungry so will eat anything put in front of you

"Dude, I was so wasted I had Alco-Munchies"

by ElC97 July 7, 2016

Train Munching

Name for a male that goes down on a famale after she's been trained, and has another guys "juices" inside her.

Damn dude! Why would you be train munching on the girl who just finished out a three some in the next room an hour ago?

(Yuck)

by Pirateprincess24 July 15, 2016

chicken munching iron suck

While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.

I saw a Chicken Munching Iron Suck yesterday.

by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016

Premeditated Munchies

Obtaining food while sober for the intention of eating it while high later.

When I got off work I knew I was going to get high when I got home, so I stopped by the Taco Bell drive through for premeditated munchies

by Stoner Chemist April 26, 2017

slut munchies

Becoming hungry to eat out girls for breakfast, lunch, dinner or even a snack.

Ben: “Oh fuck mate, I’m hungry”
Harry: “Do you wanna swing by Hungry Jacks?”
Ben: “Nah mate, I’ve got the slut munchies!”
Harry: “Oh shit! Well let’s see what Grace is up to!”

by Larasaurus December 1, 2017

micro munchies

When your stoned as fuck and eat a couple chips instead of a full bag

Man I got sooooo stoned last night I had the micro munchies

by Guy_fierri June 17, 2018