michi

A michi is a person who is of adain decent and female gender that you can typically find bent over some randoms tailgate getting the D from anyone who will allow her into the cab of there pickup. These "truck slut" or "mud crickets" are easily identifiable with there scared up knees, and the backwards ford logo you can see on the back of there heads as they walk away.

That was the dumbest michi whore I ever met. I told her my truck had tilt sterring for better headroom and she belived me

by Immanottellin April 19, 2017

michigan chairlift

Getting a hand Job underneath all of your snow gear on the chairlift at night so the parallel chairlifts "can't" see you.

Maddison gave brad a Michigan chairlift after they did a few too many shotskis! *see shotskis*

by Shitnkunttools May 19, 2017

Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down

hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man

by 69 savage June 7, 2017

Michiel Vanden Boer

An awesome guy, can get every girl or boy he wants to fuck shitless.

Male: Omg, there walks Michiel Vanden Boer! I'm not gay but holy fuck..

by TDarkShadow June 8, 2017

Michi

Very small, either size and "size". Will be found in holes in the ground or in caves. He does not speak much, but when he does it says:" My precious" (adults can smell thoughts)

Bro : Dude, did you heared that ?
Dude: No Bro
Whisper: My precious
Bro: Run boy !
Dude: Was that a Michi ?
Bro: Dont think, he smells that

by Blackreider123 June 19, 2017

michio

Fluffy and cute

That baymax plushy is so michio!

by yellowchickpeas August 25, 2017

michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017