Maniosseur

Quite simply a conssisseur of males within a group of females (or gay males). A maniosseur's rating of a dude is always rated above everyone else's in the click.

Two chicks walking down Sunset Blvd...

Chick 1: Omg look at that cutie across the road! Isn't that Zac Efron?

Chick 2: Nah, he wishes that he was Zac Efron. But check out that other dude on the Harley at the red light...total Keanu Reeves look alike. Oh wait, it actually is Keanu Reeves!

Chick 1: Dang Tracy! How come you always spot the hottest ones!

Chick 2: I don't know Debbie. I guess I have the maniosseur's eye...

Chick 1: That's true. You perfected your maniossuerism in high school when you were just a nerd. The boys never even looked at you back then...

Chick 2: Well I bet they're gonna look at me now that I've bought myself these two babies!

*pulls up t-shirt and flashes Keanu on bike for emphasis, then runs off after causing multiple cars to crash into each other*

Chick 1: Dude...wrong-o!

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

mini buddie

close friendship between people who only know each other over the internet.

That's my mini Buddie criminal_apple19

by Helly K March 22, 2009

Mini-waver

A person who uses the a microwave in small increments, in an attempt to save time and achive the perfect temperature. It never works.

Sally: "Ugh! This hot pocket is still too cold, and my meeting is in 10 minutes!"

Frank: "Maybe you should stop being a mini-waver and just do what the box says."

by Frank Mank'n September 15, 2009

mini stylista

a little person who follows trends in the Kids Fashion industry adopts the latest fashions also described as a Minifashionista or mini fashionista you will generally find ministylistas with their mums at www.kidsfashionreview.com

mini stylista ministylista fashionista stylista little fashionista kids fashion review

by Kids Fashion Review February 4, 2010

Mini-Fringe

When you accidentally shave a tiny bit of your head at the front, and then it grows back under your fringe (or bangs if you are American) and when someone lifts up your fringe, there is a shorter bit of hair under it and it makes you frown. >:(

Person: Haha, you have a mini-fringe!
Other person: *sticks tongue out*

by DeathByFeathers February 15, 2010

mini-tasking

what most people truly do when they say they are multi-tasking. Mentally setting up a list of tasks to do in rapid sucession to get a multitude of tasks done in a short period of time.

"Oh my gosh, I've got to address this envelope, put the clothes in the dryer, check on the spaghetti cooking, and make sure to TiVo my shows."

"Better start mini-tasking."

by pharmgrl2001 February 21, 2010

Mini-vention

False concern that leads to collective confrontation of a group member or friend who has gone astray from the thinking of the rest of the group.
This is usually based on fading youth and the fear of being a lonely childless cougar is mixed with a sense of misdirected responsibilty.

Originally derived when a hottie woman who becomes a mom, chooses to drive a MINIVAN and reflects negatively on the fashion sense of her childless but socially conscious friends.

Did you see what Cheryl is driving? Some one HAS to tell her that unless she chooses an SUV instead of the mini van, she is going to have to choose a whole new set of friends.
Well,at least the baby is cute and in style.
OK, girls, then its agreed. If she is truly worth saving as a friend.
We do a mini-vention!

by bkmdano December 5, 2009