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driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

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driving Michigan
On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"
by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013
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filthy michael

The act of plopping a solid turd on ones feet then slapping their genitalia back and forth with their left hand. After smear the little brown eye escapee onto the back of the victims eyes while using your tounge to harden the nips of the victim.
Guy 1: What is on your shoes!!?
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.
by Mr. Tuenchi May 13, 2015
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Shawn Michael Roberts

Shawn Michael Roberts is a Douche .... nuff said
Shawn Michael Roberts...... nah hes just a Douche
by krispy_NEC October 4, 2018
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Joshua Michael

Educated, very intelligent, sexy, and attractive man of color that's well hung with a long tongue. Joshua Michael will do almost anything for his guy and girl friends and is usually the life of the party. Joshua Michael is kind, generous, and is always giving of himself. Joshua Michael is always for the underdog and gives to those in need and his Country. Joshua Michael can be spotted sometimes in the Henderson area.
1. I did a Joshua Michael and gave to a homeless guy and saved some orphan children from a burning building today.
2. I just hit the lottery today; I feel like a Joshua Michael and I can do almost anything.
by ODB777 November 16, 2018
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Matthew Michael

by Real_Barrack_Obama October 27, 2019
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Frank Michael Lawrence

Long form codename for the exclamation “FML” (fuck my life).
Normally used by lower echelon employees, particularly military personnel when confronted with adverse working conditions and the potential for far worse working conditions if complaints or grievances are heard.
“The quartermaster said we needed to clean all the weapons in the vault before we go on leave...Frank Michael Lawrence!”
by Corporal Bloggins May 8, 2020
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The Michael Barrymore Special

A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.
I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.
by Donalddad August 22, 2020
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