Middle school

Ah yes, the worst years you'll ever have in your life. 6th graders are immature and look 5 years old, 7th graders like to talk shit and make dirty jokes whilst bullying the 6th graders, 8th graders want to go home but not before they post every breathing moment of their life on Snapchat and ask to get laid (but like no one wants to touch your zitty ass) Middle schoolers like to wear Nike and Adidas even though they both suck, they listen to rap music unnecessarily loudly, and they add the words "gay" and "faggot" into any sentence. You can find these idiots riding their bikes down the street making moaning noises because they think it's funny. Some advise is to wear deodorant because y'all smell like a petting zoo on laxatives. You also have to respect your upperclassman because you'll get a show up your ass if you don't.

7th grader: haha hi baby!

Random person: who are you?

7th grader: your mom! hahahaha

Random person: oh wait, there's a middle school near here, so this must be a fucking middle schooler.

by Saintadonis16 July 26, 2017

Middle Earth

A word used to describe being in a very obscure place, said by somebody who has no idea where they are.

"Where are we, Fucking middle earth?"

by mdogksu23 September 25, 2011

Middle School

the low point of most everyone's life...before reaching the age of majority, anyway.

middle school fucking sucked ass.

by kate. October 9, 2005

midge raker

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.

wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins

by paid talker p October 17, 2009

Middle-Piece

as in the middle piece of the 'Human-Centipede'

Implying that an individual is worthy of having their face sewn to an anus, and their anus to anothers' face.

That asshole didn't tip the bartender, puked on the pool table and got us all thrown out. What a fucking Middle-Piece.

by D.Meanswell November 23, 2010

midget haircut

the act of knifing someone on black ops

Dave: "i ran right past him and knifed him."
Dan: "yeah man, you gave him the midget haircut!"

by muhkenuh December 21, 2010

Midgeslut

-Noun

1. A very short but extremely feisty "slut."

2. A "slut" with a dwarfism disorder.

3. Tabitha

Kate: "God, I can't believe Aidan is still dating Tabitha!"

Sarah: "I know! She's such a fucking Midgeslut!"

by Joshel ;) May 14, 2011