michael sucks dick

my friend michael sucks alot of dick for example yesterday i found him sucking my boyfriends dick while beating down the bobus

michael your such a dick sucker with all that cum on your face

michael: I nkew michael sucks dick

by dicksucker1234414 April 30, 2022

Michael Chan

Means someone who plays scratch games

Yo that's a Michael Chan right there

by dcolonization October 15, 2022

Michael Basketball

Another way to say my bad.

Thats a Michael basketball.

by BarrelThrower December 1, 2022

Michael Rappaport

When your ignorance blinds you to the truth.
Or you're the anti-Chuck Norris.

Heads or tails?

Tails.

*Flips coin. It's a head, I win.

Uh, it's a face on there, so it's tails.

WTF? You a Michael Rappaport?

by FreePalestineNow October 29, 2023

filthy michael

The act of plopping a solid turd on ones feet then slapping their genitalia back and forth with their left hand. After smear the little brown eye escapee onto the back of the victims eyes while using your tounge to harden the nips of the victim.

Guy 1: What is on your shoes!!?
Guy 2: Some douche pulled a filthy Michael on me!!! Guy 1: Ah tough nuts.

by Mr. Tuenchi May 13, 2015

Shawn Michael Roberts

Shawn Michael Roberts is a Douche .... nuff said

Shawn Michael Roberts...... nah hes just a Douche

by krispy_NEC October 4, 2018

Joshua Michael

Educated, very intelligent, sexy, and attractive man of color that's well hung with a long tongue. Joshua Michael will do almost anything for his guy and girl friends and is usually the life of the party. Joshua Michael is kind, generous, and is always giving of himself. Joshua Michael is always for the underdog and gives to those in need and his Country. Joshua Michael can be spotted sometimes in the Henderson area.

1. I did a Joshua Michael and gave to a homeless guy and saved some orphan children from a burning building today.
2. I just hit the lottery today; I feel like a Joshua Michael and I can do almost anything.

by ODB777 November 16, 2018