matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10

wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt

by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018

national bully mason day: the prelude

You bully people named mason because they cant date women

Cant wait for national bully mason day: the prelude on February 22nd!

by J@$H February 18, 2022

Mason

Mason is one of the cutest, nicest guys you will meet. He can either be extremely nice or the biggest bitch ever. If you're dating him you're incredibly lucky. Keep him. Love him. Appreciate him. If he breaks up with you chances are you did nothing wrong and he was just bored. Don't forget him. You will miss him whether you like it or not. He will love you and is understanding (depends on who you are)...

Love ya!!

Girl:"I miss mason"
Friend:"HE SHOVED ME INTO A WALL"
Girl:"ok but I still love him"
Friend 2: "I thought you had a boyfriend?"
Girl:"I do."

by Maxine0113 April 30, 2025

mason

mason is mason

he's just mason.

by luvmaso April 17, 2022

The Mason Effect

Turns girls wild and makes them say words such as heck or frick

Person 1: you've been a bit different lately
Person 2: yeah it's the mason effect

by Senddunes69 November 28, 2018

Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

mason crosby

a gay, wackass nigga with a VERY VERY VERY bad haircut. he bad at basketball and he cant pull. he a nigga with a SHMEATTTTT

mason crosby is gay , periodt.

by Xzavier Baker March 25, 2019