Matt Ayapan

A little stinker who never smiles and never shows any joy at all. He has little respect and will never do what he is told.

“ Hey Matt Ayapan, where is my muffin”
“I don’t know”
“Your days late you monkey man”

by Monkeyy maunnn September 21, 2020

Matt Brown Factor

A concept to where when ever a women gazes at a man they are deterred away from him. Hence dubbing it the Matt Brown factor.

Mason: Yikes, saw a straight ten at the mall today...she walked away and gave me the stank look
Billy: Fookin hell mate must be the Matt Brown factor

by Lil Colgate May 13, 2021

Matt Croft

The most talented, friendly, amazing pianist in Michigan. Is known for making the less musically talented more than a little jealous and deserves some type of God-like award for being awesome.

Matt Croft is GOD at everything musical/music related.

by dabestest2020 December 28, 2011

matt vandenberg

A name attributed to an individual who deliberately annoys or interrupts official scorers at sporting events. Often someone who exhibits this type of behaviour suffers from “small penis syndrome”. Exclusion zones are often put in place to deter this behaviour.

Hey Jack gee the scorer is angry. Someone must have done a Matt Vandenberg to him.

by masterboom November 16, 2016

Matt Smith Syndrome

A condition commonly displayed in Doctor Who fans after watching Matt Smith with a baby in 'Closing Time'; suffers acknowledge Matt Smith as potentially one of the most attractive men in existence- and they are not wrong.

1- Did you see that scene in 'Closing Time?'
2- Yeah, Matt Smith with a baby is just perfection.
1- Ah, you must have Matt Smith Syndrome.

by simpformattsmith October 29, 2020

Matt Kay

The most legendary guy in the whole existence of this planet.

OM- this is matt kay, we should keep it.

by catgirlqueen July 9, 2021

Matt Brown

Co founder of "andys nan corp"
also Tizz Wozz
Ledge
Walks like an Egyptian

Hey... theres Matt Brown
Hi Matt
Hi guys!

by CattMarlie January 14, 2008