Madison

Snobby Bitch. She will stab you in the back, shes usually a blonde. She is really mean and rude. Do be friends with a madison. Madison is a trouble maker and shes a hoe,

Dang Did Madison Get Into You?

by cheer_babe_24 November 26, 2014

Madivac

Refers to the terminal in which you can access birth files from a hospital. Those files can be changed, and rewritten without any notice to a higher authority.

"I found the Madivac terminal at the hospital, now it says im African!

by Rawr156 August 1, 2009

Madidick

The name of a certain rare and elusive white whale. This creature is very rarely sighted amongst the seas as she has recently migrated to a certain dungeon, beneath a family of loving people. There, she spends her time sucking the souls of those around her, which she feeds on instead of krill. Her whale song, rather than sweet is a horrible noise. Humans are scarred upon laying eyes upon her. She has recently been captured by Captain Ahab (real name undiclosed for privacy reasons).

Boy 1: WHALE OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!

Boy 2: That's no ordinary whale my friend. Inform Ahab. THAT IS A MADIDICK! his lover has escaped from her dungeon!

Captain Ahab: MAN THE HARPOONS!

IGGS girl: Isn't that just madi?

by liammantesso June 28, 2010

madish

When you're angry and can't really make up your mind if you really are or not.But that thought is definitely still on the table.You'll remember that you're mad but for right now you don't care....or do you?

Dude: bro why are you so mad

Guy:I'm not mad......I guess

Dude: you sound like you're on your meriod

Guy: hop off ok! I'm just kinda madish that's all

by Pezi_nyko November 27, 2016

Madison

A skin and bone girl usually too young to know right from wrong. Madison's usually are fairly blond, and though they lack many physically appealing traits they make up for it by being great basketball players. Gifted with a slinder build and lots of height Madison's are able to dunk easily. One of Madison's downfalls however is that they have a tendency to try becoming Brittany's.

Damn if I were a Madison I would have been able to make the team.

Why does that team have all the Madison's in the county?!

by I like DA black bootay January 19, 2017

Madison

A girl who is trashy and hooks up with mostly anything that breaths. Madison’s offen have big tits but it’s unproportional and looks very nasty. Madison’s tend to obsess over the guy you are crushing on just because she wants to one up you. They think they’re the shit but they actually look like shit. Madison’s try their best to make you feel worthless just so they can brag about it afterwards. They think every guy likes them but the guy only likes her tits.

Guy 1: hey dude I heard you fucked someone last night!

Guy 2: yeah dude it was Madison...

Guy 1: hmmm probably only in it for 1 reason Guy 2: Yeah! That bitch was ugly so I fucked her with my eyes closed!!

by Wes tucker May 2, 2018

Madison Myers

A girl is average height and has dirty blonde hair that was dyed brown. She finessed my inflatable whale and threw it into a pool. If she wants something she’ll get it. Maddy is very hurtful at times when it comes to writing an urban dictionary definition. “Look out maddy here comes thot patrol” all the boys would say. She fell off a slide on an inflatable whale and likes to make bracelets out of string in her free time (even though she knows that that is kinda weird ). But once you get passed all that she is a kind and fun to be with even though her friend is really judgemental of others(Reese).

Where’s thot patrol, because I see Madison Myers...

by Whalemaster101 May 19, 2018