My friend stole condoms from the store the other day. But he is so ugly, i dont think he will ever get it in.
Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.
Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.
Guy 2: Maybe he sacks his own lunch.
Guy 1: Yea Sacking Your Lunch.
by jj6jj6jj6 February 20, 2012
When a guy lays in a river edge while his buddy shits in his open mouth all the while hold a beaver pelt and being extremely polite.
by Joey Delu April 27, 2022
That guy is needing to be given a packed lunch and put on the happy bus that has stickers saying please refrain from licking the windows!
by GGG.A.L May 20, 2024
An employee goes to his/her vehicle on lunch hour, enjoying some chewing tobacco, masterbating, then going back to work.
by Saskatchewan lunch break September 04, 2022
Yoooo- for nocturnal lunch we had chicken patties at 4am, with home made dipping sauce. A quarantine delight.
by Ristafarian January 24, 2021
A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.
Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.
by Flama741 February 20, 2018
by bustakeaton November 06, 2016