lock your doors

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

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Coffee Lock

A reaction to drinking too much coffee. The entire body becomes stiffened and taut, and every muscle aches. It is utter pain.

"Good god my whole body hurts...must be a coffee lock."

by Th3R0ach March 13, 2023

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A term used in the betting world to describe the dumb certainty of something happening like a sports star scoring a goal or getting a certain amount of touches in a game. Yet in reality no one is ever a lock because there is always a player who secretly gets pleasure from fucking your multi by 1 possession, each and every time!!

“That player is ‘a lock’ to get that many touches”
“Don’t be an fgt, no one is even a lock”

by HonestlyArticulate13 May 9, 2024

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Lock-In

Drinking within a Pub after opening hours, the landlord allows a group to keep drinking after all other customers have left. They have locked all the doors, hence it being called a Lock In. When a Lock-In is permitted it usually results in a legendary sesh.

John the pub landlord allowed us to do a lock-in and keep seshing into the morning.

by Ellis_ April 6, 2023

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Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

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