Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!
by pharmbored December 05, 2020
A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023
Fort Kevin Long, a beautiful Nation not rivaled by many. Fort Kevin Long is one of the richest Nations and also has one of the least corrupt leaders to help run the country. Tommy G.
Fort Kevin Long is better than New Squidward
by OnlySpittingFactsAllDay January 12, 2023
by WreckingBar June 24, 2021
He is Long Hong Thai, who has balls.
by Random Person 42069 August 15, 2023
having sex on a bus makes you a part of the mega long club. Technically would have to be a megabus but any bus trip could suffice
by coolhandluke3 May 27, 2019
As long as the trees grow, you can drive my car.
by musicishigh November 08, 2016