longkatuts

maid; yaya; house helper

Filipino slang way of saying "katulong" meaning maid.

dodong: hey dude! our new longkatuts is a hottie!

by flipsidelady26 September 4, 2009

Long Distance Hottie

a girl who looks hot from a fair way but gets increasingly ugly as she approaches you....

man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...

ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...

by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009

longmang

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.

Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!

by jus jammin April 9, 2010

Long distance life

A term to collectively describe the friends, family and other social networks that live far enough away from you that you're limited to communicating through phone calls, sms, AIM, facebook, etc.

I've been doing a bad job at living my long distance life lately, I haven't talked to my old college buddies for three weeks.

by Ebonyks July 9, 2010

Long soft

The state in which a penis is not quite erect but not flacid.

-I woke up and after morning wood i was long soft for 3 hours

-I can't get a boner, just long soft.

by thisclaim November 26, 2010

Lonely Legs

A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.

Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.

by adiejan January 16, 2011

long bang

When you give up a chance for what could be one-time-only sexual intercourse in the efforts of securing long-term banging prospects.

Ahh, going for the long bang, I see.

by kaosushijin February 26, 2011