Joseph Takagi

The first person to be shot in Die Hard. He also owned Nakatomi Plaza and after his death John Mcclane's girlfriend ended up taking over the company.

Hans grueber: I am going to count to 3
Hans grueber: 1, 2, 3
Joseph Takagi: I dont know the code, your just gonna have to shoot me :/
Hans grueber: Ok. (gun raises) *BANG!*

by In My Sights1 February 2, 2022

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

Joseph Alexander Martinez: Anywheru Workue Releasiei

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

St joseph school

The worst f**ing middle school you could imagine. This school is basically like your back in the plantations in 1700. This school is like having a dictator as a principle. The teachers don't even let kids talk in the free time. If your thinking a bout going to a catholic school. Don't go to saint joseph. Unless you like being enslaved by a bunch of retarded teachers. Also GAY. ALSO HOMOSEXUAL.

Hey friend you want to go to St joseph school. Meaning want to go to a chamber that never lets you out.

by Fortnite skin December 20, 2021

Joseph

Joseph is the most caring person on earth with a heart made of pure gold he has a incredibly weird sense of humour he also most of the time has ur back joseph is a very caring friend he tends to like to fight

Joseph is a Caring person

by Fdnr.j February 13, 2018

Joseph

Joseph is a funny guy, hes popular with the ladoes but he doesnt know it, hes always hungry, even though he always has food, he wants other people, after a week of being his friend you’ll feel like you knew him your whole life, he’s smart in school, but kind of slow in life, he’ll be there for you when you need it, and all though slow, he would be a great boyfriend, we all need a Joseph!

A: Omg look at how funny he is
B: Yeah! Hes such a joseph!

by The relationship people law March 22, 2023

Joseph Whitsey

Often referred to as “Pedro”, fuck knows why. Can be absolute sarcastic cunt at times. Known for reaching for laughs from his friends (Sometimes he can actually be funny). He’s alright to have around though. He’s got a little batty and minuscule youghurt slinger, still never gets him down though. Don’t even start talking football with him.

Oi Joseph Whitsey

by TheMunterHunter November 23, 2021

Joseph

An amazing loving boyfriend. Someone who you’re lucky to have.

Joseph is so amazing and fineeeee

by lilmamafine September 5, 2023