a creature with talons like iron and a singular nipple as long as a sword. His creature has no emotion and uses his nipple-sword to attack. Roams the streets of New York City and fucks pigeons.
Person 1: What is that creature
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
Person 2: That's a Jordan
Person 1: It's fucking a pigeon
Person 2: Just walk away...
by Amelia Winters June 8, 2015
Get the Jordan mug.Typically a male Gemini who will tell you he loves you but lie. Usually very lacking in the length department if you know what I mean. Cheater. Compulsive fibber and drama king. Especially the ones in raytown Missouri. STAY AWAY. seriously. Run for your life.
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Get the Jordan mug.Name given to a typical Dominican boy. Swears he's Speedy Gonzalez, but knows damn well he can never beat Usain Bolt's son (Chevaughn Bolt) in a race. Is apparently dating Jenna, but doesn't know it. Swears he has hoes, but his "hoes" are unaware of the fact that they are his hoes. Looks like a rat.
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Get the jordyn mug.Jordan has huge nostrils that can fit the whole world in them. He is usually in love with Taylor’s and I super annoying and gay and way TOO clingy.
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Jordan has a small willy!
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