Joey

Has a Dick bigger than an eifel tower and can slay any pussy he wants. A sexual Tyranosaures rex

Guy 1:Danm Joey Blew that girls back out last night
Guy 2: I heard it was addison rae!
Addison: Joey just fucked me to the moon and back

by 442oons November 27, 2020

Joey

Typical Leo. Literally spends all his money on gear he never uses. Drinks way too much once every few months and turns into a dancing machine. Thinks he is a good nurse, but totally leaves night shift hanging. Loves putting himself into harder than necessary situations.

About 20 lbs overweight, but still tries hard to do all the active things as if he wasn't.

He's such a typical Joey.. If he got his shit together he'd be in a great position.. but nope.

by Breakfast Burrito lover 724 November 23, 2021

Joey

A baby boy who is goofy and lazy and pees his pants when he is scared.

Your being such a Joey right now Brandon.

by Monkeisgoofy December 14, 2023

joey weiss

A goofy, loving guy who has many of friends. Everyone likes him, he is very sporty and is great at giving hickeys. He can be very triggered at times but doesn't show it. Usually has big ears as well

Joey weiss, what is that on your girls neck yo?

by Tdawg159 February 9, 2017

Hung like a joey

Has the perfect size penise , not to small not to big and curves just a little in the right way!

The guy i did last night was hung like a joey

by Shelaced March 2, 2019

Joey

A stupid gay little boy. The name Joey is so basic. Joey probably eats a lot Then complains that he needs to take a shit. They are so annoying.

Never date a Joey.

If you see a Joey run and never look back.

by Berkyyyjjj May 24, 2020

Joey

The absolute sweetest girl that can make any guy fall for them. They deserve the world and can be in a very strong and stable relationship if they find the right guy.

Guy 1: “I wish I had a girlfriend like Joey”
Guy 2:“Yeah I’m a lucky guy”

by Mr.Besack November 17, 2019