Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:
(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice
(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron
(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons
(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice
(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron
(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons
(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands
Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?
nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)
Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)
Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons
by HapyCampr August 25, 2018
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Only true skillful men can use It.
Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
Only true skillful men can use It.
Women with extreme habilites can also use It when masturbating a man.
- Dude, that man just pulled off an Iron Man standing in front of the Subway when arriving at the station. Everyone inside the train got their part and started the applause!
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everyone might cry
can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it
similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...
everyone might cry
can be someone who doesnt know being too cautious , this is the ultimate Ironic wolf, that finally there is a real danger... and its not properly reacted to it
similar to look behind you, and there actually is something bad there...
Billy kept joking about there being a danger... Then when there really was one, no one listened to him
Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.
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Barbara kept pointing out things she thought was of concern, but was wrong about it... this went on for awhile, and most who knew her, just ignored her, until one day she was right.
Ironic wolf
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2.) A firm grip on a womans breast
3.) Large dicked Men
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3.) Large dicked Men
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