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Morning pastry

One who has an uncircumcised penis that came the night before were the cum is trapped in the foreskin and then the next morning when you peel it back You have a delicious morning pastry
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
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Morning Burger

The congealed blood, fluids, and tissue that accrues overnight when a woman is on her period.
I thought I would get lucky when we woke up together, but I got a mouthful of morning burger instead.
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
mugGet the Morning Burgermug.

good morning god bless

Good morning god bless is where you eat your breakfast and drink your coffee whilst on the toilet and also listening to the fan because of its soothing sound.
John: *knocks on door* What are you doing in there??
Mike: ITS A GOOD MORNING GOD BLESS
by Tobba mf james May 27, 2018
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morning pastry

One who has an a small uncircumcised penis, and who’s ejaculate stays trapped. Ware for the next morning when peeled back has left a layer of man icing for his partner.
Sally woke to enjoy a bit of early morning meat, only to find a delicious “morning pastry” left from the night before which she had to work for previously from Otter.
by Otter91 November 20, 2022
mugGet the morning pastrymug.

morning elbows

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows
by Havanananana November 13, 2017
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monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
by Solelessmatt7 July 21, 2016
mugGet the monster morningmug.

morning marinade

A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.
Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?
by node808 July 19, 2016
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