scott-ed

To receive a serious injury after acting silly or doing something experimental with a firearm.

Did you hear what happened to Matt? He almost scott-ed himself by shooting a shotgun with a barrel shorter than the shell used in the gun!

by Get scott-ed May 30, 2023

Ed Coan

To some, the greatest powerlifter of all time. To others, still the GOAT. All intelligent powerlifters know his name. He is very kind, humble even in his massive strength, and generous. He is a great guy; someone who you’d want to be friends with. He has big hands and feet, short legs, and long torso, and is 5’6 and 220 lbs.

Powerlifter 1: Hey, I was at Boss of Bosses last weekend and I met Ed Coan!

Powerlifter 2: I am very jealous!! I wish I had signed up for that meet!

by SlimShady344 December 15, 2017

ed ward

Where a grown man goes when they had a total meltdown, and the state puts them on psych hold for a while.

bro 1 says:

"Hey man, we heard he didn't make it to the bar last february.."

bro 2 says:

"Yeah, he took a cold bath in the lake and traded his phone for a ride to the Ed Ward. The meltdown is all over social media."

by coldmeltdown March 5, 2025

cessed-ed

Cess is another word for weed or the devil's lettuce. When you get cessed-ed it basically means you are getting high.

"Yo my nigga I just got cessed-ed."-Jay
"Nigga pass that weed."-Tae

by Artifactz April 28, 2017

Ed

The best uncle one could have.
Intelligent
Always make people laugh
Wise
And he is a master of video games

Oh look, its ed ! The best uncle in this universe

by Zanfan_candoss_dow May 5, 2020

EDS

EDS = "Earth" "Discord" "Server"

its a great community with more than 100k members

Person 1: hey I found a funny meme on EDS.

Person 2: Show me.

by Bird feeder was here August 17, 2022

Ed Chime Box

A zestful character full of charisma. His love for Mary is evident in the way he approaches life and other individuals. "Ed Chime Box" is a romantic figure in life and serves as a person who one may look up to.

Other variations may be added but this is the original!

The words are said individually and slower with POWER and AGGRESSION.

The "Ed Alphabet".

What's up "Ed Chime Box..."

by The Alphabet February 13, 2024