Kentwood Clam Chowder

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI

My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.

by FancyFeet Carter May 8, 2011

salty clam chowder

Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.

Man 1: This customer is being rude af

Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea

by ClappingCheeks69 April 12, 2022

Clam Session

A group meeting where every smelly vagina in a 20 mile radius of the nearest Mommy Blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a space Dolphin is aborted.

Did you hear about the legendary clam session in Brazil last Hump day?

by L0LL42o February 19, 2015

Clam Slam

Female version of a gangbang. (When 1 guy has sex with 3+ girls at the same time)

“Did you hear about last night? Christian passed out at a sorority party and they clam slammed him”

by Imonsmoko April 15, 2019

Steamed clam

Lesbian love act of dropping a hot steamy log into your girlfriends "clam"

My girlfriend prefers a steamed clam to plain old oral!

by Wahoopoo June 20, 2014

clam kiss

a tiny little fluttering kiss, similar to when a baby clam opens for the first time.

i totally got clam kissed last night(not 0n my mouth)

by nickleback69 August 14, 2012

Clam Blocker

A single girl's friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out - the female equivalent to the male term, cock blocker.

Hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, Greg. You'll never get any numbers cause he's a clam blocker!

by Dr. Starf*cker May 27, 2011