Handshaking

A code word, used by many, for sex/fucking

"Olly and Harvey can get quite loud when handshaking"

by soft boi clique January 9, 2019

Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

by Zach and sol and ev April 22, 2009

Wolverhampton Handshake

A form of greeting which entails the use of the hand of the assailant to make contact with the victims genitalia. Often takes place instead of the conventional handshake, from a front on position. Depending on the sex of the victim it can be a grab(male) or a fingering(female).

He was a mess last night, he was giving out Wolverhampton handshakes to girls left,right and Centre!

by Wolfman1988 February 23, 2011

Norwegian handshake

1. A greeting performed by two men facing each other, both grabbing each others penises, shaking them up and down, as if they were shaking each other's hands.

2. Two Norwegians shaking hands

1.

Man 1: Oh hey there, Scott! *Reaches hand out and un-zips pants*

Man 2: Oh Jim! Nice to see you! *Also reaches out hand while un-zipping pants*

*Give each other a Norwegian Handshake*

Scott: See you later man!

Jim: You too!

2.

Norwegian Scott: HEY!

Norwegian Jim: Sup bro?

*Shakes each others hands, than commence butt sex*

by AYearForPhil October 29, 2011

eggnog handshake

When you beat yourself off before a buisness meeting during the holidays and then cum on your hand only to shake your bosses hand soon after

I jerked off a quickie before my boss called for a meeting so he could talk about holiday hours not knowing i came all over my hand i cave my boss an eggnog handshake

by Kancerkings November 16, 2016

Geordie Handshake

When yer not from geordieland and they ask for a handshake and they give you a swift knife in the ribs.

Oi, Let me give you a good ol' geordie handshake and let's grab a couple drinks yeh

by metal2210 March 25, 2019

Knife hands

Hands that are knives

My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands

by MustardMeeee October 6, 2019