hog slammer

A big joint..

Man thats a hog slammer!!!

by sexyweed219 July 11, 2016

HOG

Acronym: Hot Old Guy, that is, an older man who has no grand-children. Use as Hot Old Girl at your own risk!

Hey ladies, check out that guy over there, what a HOG!

by the_me777 October 29, 2019

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024

hog wallow

A sexual act of defecating on the chest or stomach of your sex partner then performing rigorous missionary sex successfully covering you and your partner in dung

Tom:Did you see the hog wallowers on the beach?

Bill: Yeah although nasty they were doing it right!

by BIGG JIM December 15, 2023

Hog Off

An event when men compare penis sizes

I.challenge you to a hog off

by World Class Organization May 14, 2025

scrap the hog

The funniest way to say fapping.

Don't scrap the hog and do the damn work already!

by Frusne April 17, 2020

hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets

Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.

by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015