Canada's History

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.

As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."

by MechaStewart February 4, 2010

tudor history

the best history. a totally different world. I could research Tudor history for the rest of my life.

guy: i love Tudor history

guy2:it is really good

by LadyElizabeth April 15, 2022

history of a country

Copypasta.

Discovery in 2018 of stone tools and fossils of butchered animal remains in Rizal, Kalinga has pushed back evidence of early hominins in the country to as early as 709,000 years.1 Some archeological evidence was found that humans lived in the archipelago 67,000 years ago, with the "Callao Man" of Cagayan and the Angono Petroglyphs in Rizal suggesting the presence of human settlement before the arrival of the Negritos and Austronesian speaking people.2212223 Continued excavations in Callao Cave however led to 12 bones from three hominin individuals being identified as a new species named Homo luzonensis.3 For modern humans, the Tabon remains are the still oldest known at about 47,000 years.4

history of a country (not finished)

by miata real February 3, 2022

American History

Code for curb stomping someone, usually among White Supremacists directed at black people. Referencing American History X.

Hey, teach that nigger a lesson in American History.

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Canada's History

A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.

Dude, I totally Canada's History 'd that chick last night.

by The Big Colbertski February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Inserting your tongue into the ass of a reindeer while forcing a an elephants trunk on to your cock and jacking off the reindeer.

I had fantastic time enjoying a Canada's History yesterday.

by Steven Colbert Nation February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.

Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.

by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010