Bitch Guy

A male that gets overly enthusiastic about small things.

'He was a bitch guy'

'You're a bitch guy'

'What a bitch guy'

by BitchGirl May 17, 2012

Spamily guy

Someone who repeatedly sends people family guy videos
on messenger, and who people get annoyed with.

Someguy: Damn that douche Nathan is sending me so much family guy vids i can't even open them at the same time.

Someguy's friend: Yea I know, he's a total spamily guy.

by Nanderp October 26, 2011

Chip Guy

Partier of the male sex who calmly and quietly feasts on the nearest bag of chips he can snatch while attempting to attract the attention of nearby females who dare make eye contact with his mysterious and somewhat seductive gaze as he crunches down on those salty delectables.

The Chip Guy calmly waits in the nearest corner selecting his next victim to entice with salty treats.

by Edoggy2 August 23, 2011

Handsome guys

'Handsome guys' is a phrase used by John Mak (a teacher in LSC) very often. This phrase represents students that is taught by him.

John Mak: Handsome guys? Time for your maths lesson!
Student A: Am I really handsome?
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by DirtyUtensilsAreDirty October 24, 2020

Purple Guy

A purple guy who sticks a peice of toast to his chest and calls it a badge

Friend 1: do you know who purple guy is?
Friend 2: Yes, a dumbass who sticks a toast to his chest
Friend 1: Calm down-

by Eggsbenedictwastaken March 5, 2021

guy points

points earned for performing cool simple guy tasks and generally behaving in a basic guy manner. there is no such thing as girl points, however a female can also earn guy points by doing something a guy would do. of course a male can lose guy points as well. guy points are awarded for such tasks as getting haircut by old guy at a real barbershop (not a super clips), watching UFC fights on spike, and drinking regular beer instead of fancy microbrews.

We saw a guy the other night in my neighborhood sitting in his garage on an old recliner, smoking a cigar and watching TV by himself. That guy has earned enough guy points to last a lifetime and only a yoga class or being caught wearing a blanket over his lap can remove them. A woman can earn guy points, only if she is attractive and does something like smoke a cigar or play poker.

by dmaestas September 4, 2009

Vest Guy

You know the guy, middle aged, not a looker by far. One day he decides to wear a vest, and someone pays him a half way compliment, like “hey nice vest”. From there a trend starts, he rocks a vest everyday, no matter the occasion. At work, at the gym, PTA meeting, shopping at the mall, high-speed pursuit and oh yeah it goes with anything, pants, shorts, velor jump suit, slacks, biker shorts. We have all seen him, day in and day out, “vest guy”.

A party isn’t a party until vest guy shows up.

by Kalizmostwanted January 15, 2011