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Golden Clock

The Clock what am Golden. He is a Flash-making, portal-voting, movie-reviewing, BBS-posting, fool-insulting, super sexy Newgrounds Member. He's obviously also a member of the Clock Crew.

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Horloge D'or

español
Reloj De oro

italiano
Orologio Dorato
by Golden Clock February 7, 2005
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Golden Retriever

A dog that sneaks food from children while passing them on the street. an escape artist. a wall-eating, car chasing, same sex humping, bed hogging, bark-at-nothing all around pain in the ass. but gets away with it due to general sweet tempermant and pretty brown eyes. oh- and snoring too.
The golden retriever made an entire turkey dissappear in .003 seconds.
by Siliara February 21, 2010
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golden garb

Fake jewelry that aging jew-centric women wear all over their bodies to hide all of their displeasing attributes.
Evette: Do you like my jewelry? Isn't it fab!?
Puablo: Fuck that golden garb!
by Dahn April 23, 2008
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Golden Wishbone

Golden Wishbone is when someone pisses their pants. Plain and Simple. When it starts there is a dark spot that soon runs down both legs looking like a wishbone. Some people also refer to it as the Golden Arch.
I once drank to much and passed out. Even though I was sleeping my kidneys weren't. When I woke I noticed that I had the Golden Wishbone
by gigman June 11, 2009
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Golden Browned

Where a single punch knocks the fuck out of some unlucky mother fucker. As in the scene from "Snatch" where Brad Pitt's character "Mickey" puts down "Gorgeous George" in the Pikey Boxing Fight, subsequently "Golden Brown" by The Stranglers is played in the background.
"He got proper golden browned him!"
by Alex-Sam June 28, 2009
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golden night

A night when a male has sex with two girls at once.
Did you hear Andrew had a golden night at the party.
by magic dave7 August 31, 2016
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The Golden Rule

One of those classic "viable only in theory" philosophies that doesn't stand up in the real world.
Two huge problems with The Golden Rule are:

(1) You cannot know what someone else prefers, so if you try to do for him what you yourself like, this does not mean that said choice of actions will be at all pleasant/agreeable for him.
(2) Few folks are actually going "practice the Golden Rule back to you", so if you attempt to "do the right thing" and give someone what you would want if you were in his shoes, he will likely just view you as a foolish sucker and take shamelessly advantage of you --- he will simply "take, take, take" from you till he's totally drained you dry, then stomp off in a huff without even a single word of appreciation or acknowledgement, and feelinglessly look for his next naive soft-heart whom he can exploitingly victimize for his own selfsish personal gain.
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
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