German Gasmask

When you put your nose in between a female's ass cheeks and proceed to eat her twat out while she is giving you a handjob.

Ronald : "I really wanted to eat this girl out and get a handjob at the same time."

Marty : "Did you put your nose between her ass cheeks?"

Ronald : "Yeah"

Marty : "Dude, that's a German Gasmask"

by Intrutionz October 18, 2009

german baking tray

When you get cookie mix, brownie mix, cake mix etc. and put it up somebody's butt and have anal sex.

Hey, if you say that one more time I will make you a German Baking Tray!

Hey, wanna make brownies? You can be the German Baking Tray.

by Regundo June 5, 2007

germ man

Noun. An ill man, in the sense of a good rapper

Have you heard the ill lines that that germ man was spittin?

by Jamison Da slayer June 11, 2006

German Margarita

Is when someone squeezes lime juice into the anus and then lick your finger and dip it in salt and ram that puppy up there.

Last week I had a German Margarita and I still burns when I take a dump.

by El Diablo Culo September 21, 2006

german

a people with a hatred for britain, which is good. a nice country with rivers and stuff and black forest gateaux,chatex,ghatex. well black forest cakey stuff which is lovely. absolute beer monsters just like the irish. not to be confused with australian where arnie and hitler are from.

hi im german you like to fuck me? (irish fella) aye sure but im not into kinky stuff im not gonna pish on ye.

by da origanal playa June 11, 2006

German fudge slam.

the german fudge slam is performed by the female shitting on the males dick while getting it in the ass. After he has a shitt covered dick that looks like a fudge sickle the female simply sucks all of the shitt off of the throbbing cock.

while brandon was getting it in the ass he turned things around and gave cody a sweet suprise with the German fudge slam.

by ilikelittleboys August 10, 2007

German S'more

When a man cums on a girl's chest, then craps on her. During sex they smear it around and then the girl eats it.

Hey man! Did i tell you about the hilarious German S'more I gave that chick from the party on Saturday?

by Republicrayon February 11, 2009