Epic Gamer

Someone who is obsessed with the phrase 'Fortnite bad, Minecraft good!!' Probably a virgin

Epic gamer: Fortnite bad Minecraft good!!
Everyone: Shut up please

by YeBoiJeck October 15, 2019

retired gamer

Similar to a retired hobbyist, this describes a person that doesn't have the time to play games like they used to anymore. Whether they used to play a lot of PC games and now just play console games, used to love MMOs and now play Minecraft or console trash, or really only play a couple of days of the week. It's that one friend with children now, that friend who asks if you're getting on tonight and doesn't show.

Do you remember that Sandbox crew that used to play all the MMOs and PVP with each other? They're retired gamers now, they just don't know it. I think the last time I saw them online was when they were playing Animal Crossing or trying some garbage Steam game.

by Lewpadewp June 15, 2020

Gamer Kid

Kids in games who act like they are 18+

Example:
Someone: You act like a kid..
Gamer Kid: me? hahahah you noob , you know nothing, im 18+ i have gf , 10 ex gfs a car and my job , you are nothing

by Kids who act like they are 18 October 11, 2015

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

gamer

A woman who plays men for a living. A female player.

That gamer got him for all of his money.

by Iceman929 March 3, 2008

power gamer

A person with little or no social life who spends 12+ hours a day at any particualr gaming activity: Especially MMORPGS.

OMG, that power gaming fag is at level 50 already?

by The Sneak September 18, 2003

gamer

A person who plays video games excessively each and every day, frequently allowing all their free time to be consumed by video games. These individuals frequently think they are smart, but are not as they spend all their time rotting their minds with video games rather than learning new skills. They are frequently quick to anger when losing on a video game because they have lost the ability to fully differentiate between games and reality. Most gamers are socially deficient and have "geek" or "nerd" qualities. Gamers are frequently virgins and rarely have any contact with the opposite sex. In the extremely rare case that a gamer somehow acquires a girlfriend, she usually leaves him within a few weeks after she learns that he is doomed to be a loser for the rest of his life because of his attachment to video games.

If you play video games excessively every day, you're a gamer. If you don't maybe you're not a gamer. If you don't agree with this definition, you can go fuck yourself.

by not found [Error 404] February 25, 2009