Grandpatition

When an older man try's to compete with a younger man.

My great uncle tried his grandpatition on my girlfriend at our family reunion.

by Halcom April 29, 2011

grandmasterfunk

the coolest lookin dude in puerto vallarta ahhahah LMAO

ohhh hey its grandmasterfunk!

by ohh ya March 2, 2004

Granddad

Loading only small amount (or snapper) of weed into your cannibas pipe at a time in order to stetch out the smoke time. Used mostly when low on herb and prevents anyone from toasting all in one go

Do you mind if we granddad this bud? We're pretty low.

by TreesBreezePlease January 31, 2018

My Grandma!

A term showing excitement!

It's crack nigga, My Grandma!

by the pizza guy February 19, 2015

taking grandma to applebee's

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.

Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.

by ZarpaDelTigre November 11, 2010

Grandma Bones

When something is really NOT COOL.

Mike: Hey, Armstrong, why are you crying?
Armstrong: My dad just left us and now I have no where to live.
Mike: Man, that's grandma bones! See ya! I have a hot tub!

by Impregnator August 23, 2006

Grandma Pat

Idiom: a pat on the back resulting from an almost hug, usually in the nature of a female distancing herself from a male, derived from the traditional hug turned "there there" pat received from one's grandmother, which is less insulting to the reciever in this contect.

Hey, your Granny Flo may even give you a traditional grandma pat on the back/comforting hug to console you after hot Tina from summer camp gave you a disappointing grandma pat and "k, bye!" at the end of the summer.

by nicoicon August 4, 2011