When multiple koreans shoot pellet guns into ones vagina. Then they must ejaculate inside her and make all the pellets come out.
by KimJongFunUn February 11, 2020

by WorseThanHitler January 23, 2021

when your balls go squiggly and you tea bag a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HORSES FOR JUSTICE
"OMFG THE OTHER DAY LIKE BALLS WENT SQUIGGLY AND I tea bagged a giraffe ridding a unicorn making love to a badger and its like zomg this is quiifalicious"
"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"
"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"
what a load of squiggly ball fun
"wow i HORSES FOR JUSTICE THANKYOU"
"GOOD COLLYWOGGLES"
what a load of squiggly ball fun
by Dear?!!! yes for im a dear!! December 31, 2011

If you’re not vibin you’re doing something wrong. Never, ever understimate the importance of having a whole lotta fun.
by whole lotta fun October 28, 2020

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.
Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous
Me: Oh you... wanna play??
Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?
Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*
Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!
Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*
Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022

by windo changer October 23, 2011

If you’re not vibin you’re doing something wrong. Never, ever understimate the importance of having a whole lotta fun.
by whole lotta fun October 28, 2020
