monkey fuckin' a football

a person with no coordination, an event that is unorganized.
get a mental picture of a monkey fucking a football... there is you're definition

*let me help you lift that box, you look like a monkey fuckin' a football

by bogart March 10, 2005

ego fucking

The art of having such a high opion of yourself, that your ego becomes a tangible object, and can thus be dangled into the gaping snatch of an eager beaver.

Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

FuckinShip

Relationship based totally on sexual relations with no emotional involvement past friendship.

ie... "Friends with Benefits", Those two have a total fuckinship.

by Thumpmaster May 6, 2009

Fuckinson's Disease

The temporary twitching and quivering in the legs and/or body after a mind altering orgasm.

I came so hard he gave me Fuckinson's Disease in my thighs for an hour!

by betakharatang February 7, 2012

fucking clusterfuck of fuck

An indescribably complicated and horrific disaster of a confusing and convoluted nature

My international management group project is a fucking clusterfuck of fuck

by kingfurykiller November 16, 2011

fucking myselfie

A self-taken masterbatory image

Her profile picture on Tinder was a fucking myselfie!!

by taxxigirl August 7, 2014

fucking chicken nugget

an exclamation used in Smash when you get hit by Samus charge shot

fucking chicken nugget! not that move again!

by smashmichael March 12, 2015