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French Bollocking

A sexual act of draping garlic cloves (or a pearl necklace if the garlic cloves are too big) around the shaft of the penis to imitate a Frenchman, and then having your sexual partner tongue your balls as if they were French-kissing them.

Garlic cloves/pearl necklace are optional.
Ah, things got a bit heated and I got a bit of French Bollocking. Shit was so cash.
by soupeh March 8, 2011
mugGet the French Bollockingmug.

Michael French

A giant fucking dumbass who thinks the world revolves around him. Destroys everything they touch. Thinks they can do no wrong. A complete jackass.
"How in the hell did all this shit get so fucked up?"
Michael French
by Not Michael French August 19, 2012
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French Whore

A person who kisses with extreme sluttyness.

A sex-obsessed maniac.
My my Ashley you sure are a french whore!
by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007
mugGet the French Whoremug.

French Canadian

A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.
"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."
by BigToadMoney April 22, 2017
mugGet the French Canadianmug.

french dick

An extremely small penis. It never gets any pussy.
You have a french dick it's so small!
by StarBucksWhiteGirl January 11, 2016
mugGet the french dickmug.

The French Exit

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.
My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...
by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021
mugGet the The French Exitmug.

french soldier

a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.
man, that was some fight.

what are you talking about?! as soon as fists started flying you were out of there faster than a french soldier.
by mr chuckles March 8, 2012
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