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Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2

Once the male obtains the cup or glass, he must fill it with a tequila. The male may fill the cup or glass with as much tequila as he pleases, however, we strongly recommend a healthy dosage. The male must then come back to the same room of the female, and pour the now ejaculation and urine combination into the tequila-filled cup or glass. Once the liquid is mixed, the male may add a heterogeneous amount of accessory liquids such as Kool-Aid or a common fruit smoothie. However, this is entirely up to the male. The liquid is now ready to follow the next step. The male will now grab a pack of Jell-O Gelatin and prepare such gelatin with the mixed liquid and whatever flavor of Jell-O Gelatin. For instructions on how to prepare this gelatin, search either on the packaging of the Jell-O Gelatin or the internet.

Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.
They were daring enough to do Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
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Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part

The couple will now follow the final sequence to "Swedish Friday on the Rocks". The female will now gather snorkeling gear, mainly a scuba-diving mask, and wear them as accessories to this sequence. The female must now play the role of rubbing herself in a gallon of horseradish flavored ice cream. If the couple is following "Texan style", they may use wasabi pea dust flavored ice cream. You may find these flavors on the internet. Now, the male will now force himself to vomit down the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Now that the vomit is flowing around inside the scuba mask, the male will scream at the top of his lungs "Here comes the poo-poo train", followed by defecating his feces into the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Finally, the female will perform a handstand with her body completely upside-down; most of the populace name this "Bikini Bottom". Use assistance if needed. We highly suggest using protection for "Swedish Friday on the Rocks", unless the couple wishes for pregnancy.
by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014
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Black Friday

The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".
Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.
by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016
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Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.
*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
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bulletproof friday

A term typically used by military personnel to describe a Friday that can go as bad as it possibly can. But it doesnt matter because it cant change the fact that tomorrow is saturday (or whatever your "weekend" is)
"Can you believe SGT Maj is having us do a 20 mile hike right before we have to stand in formation for 3 hours?"

"At least its bulletproof friday"
by Pringal Jugar October 3, 2019
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Funky Friday

A game on Roblox that is like Friday Night Funkin'(FNF) but online, and with a variety of different songs. Search up Milf then erase your search history.
Friend: YOYOYO WASSUP LIL' NIGGA
Me: yoyoyo
Friend: WANNA PLAY SOME FUNKY FRIDAY
Me: HELL YEAH!
by iceiD April 19, 2021
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Funky Friday

This is an game on roblox, its super fun and similar to Friday Night Funkin, the original.

Check it out, there's some toxic players but you'll be fine.
Friend 1- "Hey wanna play Funky Friday?"

Friend 2- "The roblox Funky Friday?!"

Friend 1- "Yeah!"

Friend 2- "Sorry I only play Friday Night funkin, the original, the roblox one is fun though."
by RobloxPerson April 26, 2021
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