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sweat flex

Fully dedicating your time and effort into unlocking an acheivement in a game to the point where you haven't showered in days and then sharing for everyone to see in a sort of bragging kind of way
You seen the new gun that just came out in COD? It literally just came out yesterday and my friend unlocked everything for it already. It was all over his social media. Major sweat flex.
by AwesomeAlex808 January 26, 2020
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Sex-flex

A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)
Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment
by Plsplsplsno July 13, 2020
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Calvin Flex

A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).
Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020
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Allison Fleming

Probably the best person you'll ever meet. Shes so kind and mostly will put her heart before her head. I mean yeah, this is a fault at some times, though overall, she learns from it:) allison is so witty and charismatic some people are baffled by it. All of the boys want her, as being her boyfriend is an actual gift. Nof only does she always want a cuddle, but she will give you space when you need it!
Allison is so powerful in so many peoples lives, and has truly saved mine!
If you meet an Allison Fleming, call the hospital, you might hurt your ankle from falling so hard for this girl, even if she's taken.

Yo you seen Allison ova dere?
Yeah man, damn, her cock is so large
Dude I know, she's so caring for those animals
Love you allie
Allison Fleming is my favorite twin!
Allison Fleming is going to be my best friend for life!
by BroBerry December 24, 2020
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Wolf Fleecer

An urban hunter, always on the prowl, ready to jump into action at any time.

(A person who stalks and captures images on camera of fasion retards who wear animal print fleece jackets... eg Wolf Fleece, Dolphin Fleece, WIld Horse Fleece etc etc)

Generally hanging around where their pray may congregate. eg. Dole office, 99p stores, B&M, Braintree High Street, shitty market stools.
"had to run off from my family, saw a proper fashion retard in a Wolf Fleece duck into Cashconverters and had to snap it"

"Tartan trolly?, check
Black pumps, white socks?, check
ill fitting smelly old yoga pants, fatty legs?, check
Smells like she shit herself last week?!,
Animal print fleece?, check"

((Stalks, Takes photo, uoloads to > Wolf fleece, the height of fashion on the street today on FB)

Wolf Fleecer
by GoLarge January 30, 2021
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Meme flexed

someone who is a meme flexer, and knows it on the inside, but hates being known as one.
They get mad when someone calls them a meme flexer after flexing plenty of chungified moments
Reid - “Your beans are so boiled right now my fellow chungus”
Mitchell - “you’re just so meme flexed that you can’t stop saying memes reid ”
Reid “shut up you idiot fricker redditor pogger, i’m very mad you have noticed how much i flex my memes on the daily
by ReidIsAMemilizer June 27, 2021
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passively flexing

flexing, but the person who is flexing is doing it is unaware that they are flexing
Person 1: Yeah, I have a $4500 PC. It has a 3090 in it.
Person 2: Stop fucking passively flexing, you dickhead.
by Ding dong, the bitch is dead! November 3, 2021
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