Word made up by an ignorant teacher. To make a flash product. To get something simple and basic, and make it into a marvelous flash by-product of awesome. A reference to the door to Narnia
by Mr.Jackson theCostaRican fire March 22, 2009
Get the Flashificate mug.When you're a youngin and your asshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then bitches and complains if you can't hold the flashlight completely steady.
Father: Son get your ass over here and hold this flashlight while I fix this.
19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.
*8yr old son runs over*
Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*
*19yr old son walks away chuckling*
19yr old son: Fuck that I'm not your flashlight bitch anymore. Make Johnny do it.
*8yr old son runs over*
Father: What the hell is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. Boy if you don't point it where I'm working I will slap you into next week. *rant continues...*
*19yr old son walks away chuckling*
by cool cool. April 16, 2010
Get the Flashlight Bitch mug.I know I should be working on my real animation, but to relieve some stress I just Flashturbated for a while.
by Onislize May 15, 2005
Get the Flashturbation mug.fash being the abbreviated word for fashion; bare fash is something extremely fashionable. It should be used as an adjective.
by Bethan Heslop February 16, 2005
Get the bare fash mug.Phone conversation with:
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.
Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.
Your mom- *sigh, I have nothing to do tonight. My kids are out of town and my husband, at work.
Me- Well, how bout I come over and we'll have some good old fashioned fun.
Your mom- ...Yes, I'm so horny.
Me- Say no more; I'll bring the lube. I like it nice and sloppy.
Your mom- Just like me.
Me- That's right, bitch.
by Mr. Mannnn July 25, 2016
Get the good old fashioned fun mug.It's like this; When you go to school and seeing someone where something that they CLEARLY should not even attempt, because you know that person, and that person would never wear that. That my friend, is when the fashion poser comes in effect. They all wear whatever is hip, or "the fab" at the time. Even if it was a part of another style's fashion, it doesn't matter to them. It's not cool until the "cool" kids copy another group's fashion.
Here's what a HIGH SCHOOL FASHION POSER IS=
1) Guy Harvey:
Oh Guy freaking Harvey. I hope you know half of the people who wear your shirts don't even fish... Or have any idea what tackle even is. To sum it all up. They all just pretend to fish. Props to the original kids/adults who actually DO FISH.
2) Skinny Jeans on GUYS
I know I was made fun of in middle school wearing them, because at the time only girls did. Well what now?! All of a sudden it's "cool" to wear them. Well considering that I wore it before it was cool and how it was okay for people to make fun of me back then. I'd say it's all the boys who were jealous of the Jonas Bros and Bieber.
3)Hollister
Can't spell Hollister without "Ho"
'Nough said.
1) Guy Harvey:
Oh Guy freaking Harvey. I hope you know half of the people who wear your shirts don't even fish... Or have any idea what tackle even is. To sum it all up. They all just pretend to fish. Props to the original kids/adults who actually DO FISH.
2) Skinny Jeans on GUYS
I know I was made fun of in middle school wearing them, because at the time only girls did. Well what now?! All of a sudden it's "cool" to wear them. Well considering that I wore it before it was cool and how it was okay for people to make fun of me back then. I'd say it's all the boys who were jealous of the Jonas Bros and Bieber.
3)Hollister
Can't spell Hollister without "Ho"
'Nough said.
by mynameiship September 28, 2010
Get the High School Fashion Poser mug.1.) {noun} Originating, as mentioned below, as a joke. The joke was then blown out of proportion and is now used as a derogatory term used to pigeonhole bands where the obligatory dress code is not camo pants, hoodie, and baseball cap that obscures vision.
Note the absence of a name that describes the music, and not the appearance.
Term is most often used by elitist, 'veritable hardcore kids' on forums flaunting their virility, whilst calling other 'pussy fags' for listening to music that they disapprove of.
Bands that have dealt with this label are, Eighteen Visions, Atreyu, Bleeding Through, Avenged Sevenfold, etc. In an interview with Outburn Issue #26, lead singer of 18V, James Hart clarifies for the masses:
Q: "What do you guys think of the term fashioncore being used to describe Eighteen Visions in the past?"
A: "It's retarded. Some kids started making shirts with that on there. It had nothing to do with us. Kids thought we were making that shirt. We're not fans of the term at all. How does the sound of your music have anything to do with the way you look? It doesn't."
2.) {adj.} Used to describe poorly misguided scenesters who hold their white studded belt in greater esteem than their highschool education. Often seen congregating with others of their kind, being as elitist as their adversaries (see above). In vernacular, also known as tool, or douchebag.
As is obvious with scene and the complete idiocy that surrounds music these days, physical presentation of a stereotype has become a higher priority than the music itself.
And essentially, isn't ALL music fashioncore? Look at the pop stars today, Scott Weiland of STP and Marilyn Manson. Isn't what they wear intended to be provocative and differ from the norm?
Yeah. That's what I thought.
Note the absence of a name that describes the music, and not the appearance.
Term is most often used by elitist, 'veritable hardcore kids' on forums flaunting their virility, whilst calling other 'pussy fags' for listening to music that they disapprove of.
Bands that have dealt with this label are, Eighteen Visions, Atreyu, Bleeding Through, Avenged Sevenfold, etc. In an interview with Outburn Issue #26, lead singer of 18V, James Hart clarifies for the masses:
Q: "What do you guys think of the term fashioncore being used to describe Eighteen Visions in the past?"
A: "It's retarded. Some kids started making shirts with that on there. It had nothing to do with us. Kids thought we were making that shirt. We're not fans of the term at all. How does the sound of your music have anything to do with the way you look? It doesn't."
2.) {adj.} Used to describe poorly misguided scenesters who hold their white studded belt in greater esteem than their highschool education. Often seen congregating with others of their kind, being as elitist as their adversaries (see above). In vernacular, also known as tool, or douchebag.
As is obvious with scene and the complete idiocy that surrounds music these days, physical presentation of a stereotype has become a higher priority than the music itself.
And essentially, isn't ALL music fashioncore? Look at the pop stars today, Scott Weiland of STP and Marilyn Manson. Isn't what they wear intended to be provocative and differ from the norm?
Yeah. That's what I thought.
1.) (noun; from actual forums) fashioncore is today's sucky music.
They are pussies that take away the name of cool hardcore bands tha shave their heads, get tattoos, and wear camo shorts!!!
2.) (adj; actual forums) No it's pseudometalcore bands that wear girl cut/designer jeans, have tight black t-shirts, dyed black hair that's messy and wear white studded belts with optional pink bandanas.
They are pussies that take away the name of cool hardcore bands tha shave their heads, get tattoos, and wear camo shorts!!!
2.) (adj; actual forums) No it's pseudometalcore bands that wear girl cut/designer jeans, have tight black t-shirts, dyed black hair that's messy and wear white studded belts with optional pink bandanas.
by phibroptik January 16, 2005
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