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five finger discount

"How do you plan to afford that?!"
"Dude, calm down, I have a five finger discount."
by Skeddles February 5, 2008
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Five Nights At Freddy's

A game that is taken too seriously by 5-13 year old kids. This game has became famous ever since Markiplier and Pewdiepie made videos about this horror game. This game has became over rated ever since 5-13 year old Minecraft fans has discovered it. This game has given children such a stupid idea... Or maybe two... These ideas are Animatronic porn and horribly made Fan games, such as Five Nights at My Little Pony's or whatever it was called.

This game is actually a famous horror series with 3 installments to the series. Way too many kids take this game too seriously. End of story.
Minecraft Kid: I only play Minecraft :3
FNaF Kid: MINECRAP IS SO STUPID I RECOMMENDS SOME FNEF UR Five Nights At Freddy's
Minecraft Kid after FNaF: OMG FNAF IS DA BEST GAIM EVAARR!!!! DSFVNKDFKLB NDX<>vnxcvb,njsdkjbvgfxcvhj
by skoooping June 1, 2015
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Ford Five Hundred

The Ford Five Hundred (code name D258) is the succeedor of the Ford Tarus. Currently the only engine option avalible is the 3.0 L Duratec V6 engine that provides 203hp@5,750 rpm. Though somewhat dull on exterior styling in excells in saftey, cargo space, handling, and value.
With m new ford five Hundred I can fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.
by yomanwill September 17, 2006
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Ol' Five-Wheels

The chronically lonely man. Ol' Five-Wheels is the name given to anybody that goes out regularly with one or more couples and no partner of his/her own, always forced to sit in awkwardness as the couples get all lovey-dovey over each other and act as if s/he doesn't exist. Who knows why s/he does it- perhaps they continually hope that one day, somebody will take notice, or perhaps they have no other friends. Whatever the reason, the name is theirs, and evermore shall be (until they get a partner of their own and do the same thing to somebody else).
Yesterday I went out with Jim and Sarah, and Toby and Kate. I felt like such an Ol' Five-Wheels.
by Lexodus August 4, 2010
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Russian High-Five

A "Russian High-Five" is when someone brutally elbows you in the face. Generally speaking, Russian High-Fives (also known as "Russian Fives") either break several teeth in the mouth or the nose of the receiver, and it is therefore not advisable to greet anyone you actually care about in such a manner.
John: "Ivan, let me introduce you to my girlfriend next week!"

Ivan: "Do you want me to give her a Russian High-Five?"

John: "No! No Russian Fives this time, please!"
by UnearthlyEnemy October 10, 2012
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Five cheese marinara

1. When a man ejaculates into a woman on her period.
2. When a man or woman performs oral sex on a woman who has a yeast infection while on her period.
Ya he came over last night, he had the five cheese marinara.
by ButterflyBlack79 September 22, 2019
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Five Gun Salute

A group sex act wherein several males ejaculate on a recently-deceased human corpse.
Janelle was a wonderful lady and she was taken from us far too soon. We should honor her memory by giving her a five gun salute.
by BobbyBobby January 9, 2012
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