Hop on First Class Trouble

Sexually assault a Chuck-e-Cheese animatronic.

Just hop on First Class Trouble already!

by judgement call April 27, 2022

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Let’s get drunk first

What you do when you don’t smoke weed and want to do sumthing with some sort of intoxication.

Phil, yo let’s go grocery shopping we all out of food.
Mark, yeah let’s get drunk first.
Phil, bett

by Guacdawg February 2, 2023

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Which came first the chicken or the egg

The egg. Obviously. Are you fucking retarded? "WeLl ThEn WhAt LaId ThAt EgG!?" The thing that chickens evolved from jackass. That's literally how evolution works. We have that pretty much completely figured out now don't we? Got it traced all the way back to single celled organisms. Eggs come before chickens. It's not a profound question.

Shit brain "Which came first the chicken or the egg."

Hym "You know and I know that the thing I'm talking about predates me doing this. I will do what's it takes to ensure it's failure as a means for social control. This or that. Entirely binary decision."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

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go for anal on the first date

Beyond the obvious literal meaning of the phrase related to anal sex, can be used to describe any situation where one party attempts to get something that would not necessarily be considered permanently off-limits, but would be considered completely inappropriate and out of bounds to request from a first meeting with another party. Especially fun when used in a business reporting context.

Businessman A: Wow you sure did get a lot of extra info about that deal proposal from your meeting at Company X, you must have a great rapport with them. Did you happen to ask them about the results of that other super-secret deal they did with Company Z?

Businessman B: No way dude, I don't go for anal on the first date.

by Grind S. December 17, 2013

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