John tried to cope with his breakup by regularly going to the bars and try his hand at becoming a cattle farmer
by Fluforon January 28, 2019
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by Fun size me May 15, 2019
Get the face farmer mug.A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.
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Get the Ratchet-farm mug.An individual who works hard to collect unwanted, discarded and smoked cigarettes. Their only goal in life is to clean up our streets and consolidate their spoils into free cigarettes
by Joe from Oshawa eh September 22, 2019
Get the Dart Farmer mug.Shard farming (v): the act of frantically and hysterically looking for ice cubes or shards of crystal ice (methamphetamine) in the carpet or on the floor.
Come on Joe!! Quit shard farming the shag carpet and let's go work on this car out here. There's nothing to be found in there, it's all gone and whatever you've been shard farming for the last three hours has only resulted in you finding sesame seeds off my Arby's Beef and Cheddar sandwich from last week. Stop your damn tweaking, get in the shower so we can go now!!
by kevinator07 October 23, 2019
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