Cooter Factor

The sex to money ratio of a relationship with a woman.

Every dollar you spend on a woman = -1 cooter point
Sex = +70 pts
Oral = +35 pts
Anal = +100 pts

You take a girl out to dinner and spend $100 your cooter factor is -100 pts. Now if you have sex with her that's +70 pts bringing your cooter factor -30. Not bad, but if you get some mouth play as well that's an additional +35 pts bringing your cooter factor to +5. Conventual wisdom tells us if your cooter factor falls below -200 you're better off getting a hooker.

by I The Imperial February 22, 2010

Bro Factor

Usually involves a large amount of Bros in one location. Can sometimes be referred to as marauding territorial apes.

You're at the club and over half of the people in front of you are wearing polo shirts and plaid shorts. The Bro Factor there is high.

by dr. dae March 7, 2011

WTF Factor

A factor in videos that help them go viral. The WTF factor is increased the more confusing, creepy, jawdropping, retarded, horrifying, pedophilic, or sexually appealing the video is. The more you analyze a video with a high WTF factor, the more you hurt yourself.

*After watching a Japanese Commercial*

Interviewer: So, why do you think the video went viral?
Person: It's because of the WTF Factor. I was just left with a blank expression after watching this.

by z3n0 May 7, 2013

Bobo Pucker Factor

A semi-common phrase used to describe your butt (bobo) puckering up in an intense situation. The phrase is mostly used when referring to driving situations, but has been used in others.

"Dude! That Semi about flipped my car over!" "Woah man, that is a serious bobo pucker factor."

"I was coming down Sunset Hill at 50 miles per hour when my accelerator stuck! Serious bobo pucker factor, but I managed my way out of it."

"Your bobo is gonna pucker if you keep that up."

by TheSassinatorIndeed December 18, 2009

pucker factor

Fear of the unknown, the unexpected, surprise, knowing you may be injured serverly and fearing you may not be killed outright!

Check out the newly published book by 1st Books Library, THE PUCKER FACTOR, one noncombatant's Vietnam memoir, by Daniel C, Webster

by "Duke"Webster November 9, 2003

factor

A Factor is a small number that can add up to (or multiply up to) a bigger number!

There are 6 Factors for the big number 40!

by DictionaryWitch March 23, 2017

Krouse Factor

The seduction of girls by using your pseudo skills to grab a cheap date. Usually it is applied when you are in desperate need of a girlfriend, and only want a temporary partner.

Synonyms include: player, baller, and man whore.

Look at Greg over there! He's totally using the Krouse Factor on that innocent girl.

by ...Cody B... June 11, 2008