bitch whore cunt face

A woman, usually blonde, who is just generally the female form of satan.

I saw bitch whore cunt face being up babies at the mall today.

by peepeepants03 February 5, 2015

Youth Pastor Face

A young, usually white male, whose face reminds you of your childhood youth pastor. More specifically, hairless, manicured eye brows, rosy cheeks, tight skin on the face. Loves him some Jesus

I always left-swipe a youth pastor face.

by Tanya Cocoabutter March 13, 2015

resting happy face

a person, usually a man, who naturally looks happy when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.

Gary is such a creeper. Nah, he's just got resting happy face.

by manwithanorangeforahead September 21, 2015

intermediate meth face

Aka IMF. Some one who appears to be in transition from normal human face to full blown meth face. Usually the result of recent negative lifestyle choices including but not limited to meth use.

Dude what happened to Jenny? She looked good in high school but now she has intermediate meth face.

by Brokeninternets September 29, 2015

perma bitch face

Most women express 'resting bitch face' in certain situations. Some women always have a bitch face. Hence, perma(permanent) bitch face.

'That lady Wendy always looks pissed off & angry.' "Yea, she suffers from perma bitch face."

by Industrialistdoitbest February 9, 2017

Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.

Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017

the blue-face blastoff

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”

He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018