10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.
8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid's day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.
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person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
person1: ur right then
person2: why
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person2: do they have time to wait for a microwave dinner
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person2: why
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These individuals care for all within the group, and even those outside of it. They seek to better themselves, and to just simply enjoy life.
These individuals care for all within the group, and even those outside of it. They seek to better themselves, and to just simply enjoy life.
That there is The Family
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the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.
frank: you mom large gay
bob: your family tree lgbt
frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.
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frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.
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Young girl goes to Lake Compounce Family Amusement Theme Park her entire life...Goal for when she grows up: to work at Lake Compounce. She gets a job there when she is 16, becomes overly obsessed and wants her ashes blown over the lake after she passes away and gets cremated.
Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.
Employee becomes overly obsessed with the Lake that she actually creeps her coworkers out and her manager cracks jokes.
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(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
(from a Family Guy episode about chastity)
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