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Fresno Fruit Fetish

When a man pleases himself into a fresh fruit, filling it with ejaculation. Then serving it to a woman and watching her eat it.
Last night Richie introduced me to his Fresno Fruit Fetish. Best cantaloupe I've ever tasted.
by Hero_ofthenight May 9, 2018
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Japanese fruit pie

That Japanese fruit pie was the MVP of the pink team, he was delicious.
by Miskatonixxx January 28, 2017
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Human Fruit Ninja

The act of playing fruit ninja (slicey slicey) on yourself or someone else (I guess)
by WhereIsWillToLive April 20, 2022
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I cut fruit

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016
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Fruit Punch Blunt

When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.
by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018
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Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
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