your first name

Wow, funny, never heard that one before....
except that it's underlined right above the search box.

And for the record, Urban Dictionary is officially declaring you DTM- aka Dead To Me. Which means you are kicked out of any upcoming parties and excluded from any inside jokes henceforth.

Nice going, smart ass.

Person- Hey, I know something totally hilarious that no one would have ever thought of before! I should totally make an ass of myself and just use the literal form of the suggestion above the search box.

*types in "your first name"*

Urban Dictionary- gtfo

by VA to IL June 22, 2011

Lake Forest

Lake Forest is a place that looks nice. The people are full of themselves and a version of "hood rich" exists here that has never been seen before and that there is no word for because it was probably bought, destroyed, and never released. You will hear the stupidest, most socially inept things come from peoples mouths here, with no excuse for it because these are supposedly smart educated people that think they know about the world but can't figure out simple things around them. And for all the money they have they are never satisfied or happy. They hide their dirt, give each other control, awards, connections, status, information, and expect "people" to be impressed and they are... because they don't know any better and neither do they.

Example 1
College Kid:Mommy, I hate College there are so many "people" here, I don't like what I'm studying, and this place smells.

The Mom:Don't worry my little prince/princess you can come work for your families company and we'll pay you alot and give you a good title.

College Kid:Oh thank God, I almost thought I might have to work, gather experience, and actually make something of myself.

The Mom:You don't have to do anything sweetie, we are from Lake Forest.

Example 2
College Kid:I'm dropping out because school is bullshit and I'm not doing what I want.

College Kid 2:Don't you have to get a job now and pay for the rest of College?

College Kid:Oh no, it's cool, I have a job already working for my family and my parent's already paid it.

College Kid 2:Wow! THAT'S SO COOL!

College Kid:Yeah, it kinda sucks though cuz that means I'll be living back in Lake Forest.

Example 3

Business Man:I had to lay off half the back staff today. It sucked and it made me sad...I think, I can't tell because of the medication.
Friend of Business Man:Why?
Business Man:Well, I wasn't losing money but I wasn't making enough of it and my kid dropped out of college so I needs an expensive car for them to crash and a million dollar condo in The City.It ain't easy pimpin' in Lake Forest. Are you impressed?
Friend OF Business Man:Thoroughly.
Business Man:Excellent, I'm happy now until I run out of medication, lose my alcohol buzz, and go back to work or home to my CHUD of a kid and wife.

by Anonymous The Unforgiving April 4, 2009

first child syndrome

The firstborn child may feel like they were the ones treated the worst because all of the other children were the baby's of the family. Sence the parents were still learning how to be parents they tend to discipline the firstborn more than the other children. But the firstborn is usually the most successful so the other siblings will always look up to them, and their parents usually are the proudest of their oldest.

The first always gets treated the worst.
First child syndrome is when the first child has things more difficult and the other syblings are the baby's and are spoiled.

by Youmadbruh June 27, 2015

first green

In communal cannabis smoking, first green is the first hit of a freshly rolled joint or freshly packed bowl. Often the smoothest and cleanest hit, smokers will trade off who gets "first green" when a bowl is refilled, going out of turn to do so.

Tom: (taking the last hit) Can I get first green on the next pipe?
Mikey: Sure, you can go again, I had it last time.

by phbbbhbhbbb January 1, 2009

first call

Arrangement under which a chick gives a guy an open option to hookup with her on a given night, say Fridays, if he contacts her by an agreed time, after which she is free to do anything else she wants.

Lindsay to her friend Tasha: "Brian has first call on me Fridays until midnight. If I don't hear from him, we'll go bar hopping and see what's going on."

(Sucks to be the chick btw).

by brownwings June 13, 2011

first draft

a piece of work that is always going to be shit. beyond shit, its going to be the worst thing you have ever written. no one should ever see a first draft

"your work is horrible!" "Don't worry, it's a first draft" "oh that makes plenty of sence

by brutalbrute October 22, 2013

forest hump

The porno version of Forest Gump.

Nat: "Oh man I watched Forest hump last night, it was great."
Noah: "Don't you mean forest gump?"
Nat: "No, forest hump."
Noah: "..Oh."

by Nat Bickford: "Oh man. November 8, 2014