Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Sexy.

You look so ed sheeran today!
That guy is very ed sheeran.

by Coffee Jelly June 1, 2021

ed sheeran

a little bitch

“oh ed sheeran? the dude who sharted on stage?”

by razzleberry-rey June 16, 2021

Ed Sheeran

Super sexy ranga and everyones favourite British rap artist.

Person 1: Have you heard of Ed Sheeran?

Person 2: yes everyone has you fuckwit, he's famous?!

by masturbation addict June 17, 2021

Ed sheeran

The man hiding under Catluvr.69420’s bed

Ed Sheeran tried to drag me under my bed with him because I summoned him

by Caylee___ June 18, 2021

Ed Sheeran

The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off of “cheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels

Bro that dude is totally an ed sheeran!!

Omg youre so right, hes so mustyyyyy

by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021

sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!

*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence

by foug June 10, 2006