EthenRockstar

The hottest, juiciest, thiccest asian of them all. All Ethens have a characteristic(s) that makes them very cute with their dialogue. Ethens eat a lot of snacks, such as, Takis, Cheetos, Cheese, etc. Ethens are always nice, unless you make them die in a video game. They will target you until they are satisfied with their murderous intent.

Hey, EthenRockstar is actually pretty cute! Though he backlashed at me yesterday

EthenRockstar loves his snacks. He brings them to school everyday

by mageiscoolkid August 28, 2019

ethanistic

the belief of rastafarianism with your main religion

someone who also likes smoking and playing an instrument

im an ethanistic jew

by etorama February 4, 2010

ethanard

Term for a person that is retarded due to alcohol consumption.

At a party after several drinks, your friend does/says something retarded. You say "Dude, you're a fucking ethanard."

by Jen in IT May 13, 2010

Ethan Halverson

A celebrity that does nothing besides grow and smoke weed, and consumes drugs on a daily basis such as cocaine, acid, shrooms, molly, and prescription pills. Above all that, he's actually really smart and everyone loves him. Once in awhile finds a hot bitch to smash

Hey did you go over to Ethan Halverson's last night?
-Nah man I need to take a break from doing drugs.

by Julius Caesar Salad January 31, 2015

Ethan Brown

A perverted or pedophilic male generally seducing larger vegan women or papayas. Portrays cannabalism whilst muffing and generally claims otherwise but don't be fooled - this is his way of claiming you.

The guy that took me home last night was such an Ethan Brown!

by psychedelicmushroom August 17, 2016

Ethan Melone

Virginian slang for a guy with a tiny Penis

I herd Richard had a Ethan Melone

by That Guy Who is COol and stuff October 20, 2016

Ethan

You may not notice him at first but once you get to know him you probably fall for him, I mean it hard not to. Hugging him it makes you feel safe. When you look in to him eyes you see something you need. He's a kind are caring person. He maybe a nerd on the outside but will always be a sweetheart on the inside. He can change a girl with a broken heart to a full heart. He loves seeing you happy. He may not be to good with girl but he will try his best to make her feel safe and he will love her.

Person 1:Omg are you really dating Ethan?
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.

by Aye.itz.your.girl May 13, 2017