Epic Fail Cow

the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.

Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!

by QuezOreo November 18, 2011

Epic Fail

To fail at a project so bad that you need to change your major.

You don't want to epic fail this drafting packet.

by Prof.cjohnson September 22, 2011

Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.

Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck

by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011

EPIC Senior

A college undergraduate 7th year, or more, senior

Do any of you want to date a Epic Senior?

by Watson42 October 17, 2011

Epic Randomness

A show created by some dumb kids that we will not show.

*insert Epic Randomness example here*

by BALLSZS January 8, 2012

Epicalicous

Of epicness beyond a 100 scale. Can be used in negative or positive(-,+)

(+)OMG! Arica that is an epicalicous hair style!
(-) That was an epicalicous fail dude.

by ChEyEnNe_XXX_PaNdA January 17, 2012

Epic Fail

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

by Abdellah March 10, 2012