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Hit Enter Ear

Used when someone in a group chat presses the enter key too early by accident, resulting in a malformed sentence.

Originated from hitting enter early on the phrase "hit enter ear(ly)"
Steve: *walks in, starts b

Edward: aw dude did you hit enter ear
by official friend October 28, 2018
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ear muff mode

When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs
“ hey where did bro go?

He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.
by Adolph Leery May 9, 2020
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fuck your ears

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.
"Please... Just... fuck your ears..."
- Mama
by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018
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Jew Ear Dat

English slang for "did you hear that" commonly found in films and television shows which used English/scottish/Irish accents, I.e. Game of thrones, Harry Potter, etc.
*hears sound coming from an unknown source*

Ron: "Jew Ear Dat, Harry?"

Harry: "Something's coming!"
by Rarely posting February 17, 2019
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rusty ear-plug

when a woman is giving a man a rimjob he shits in her ear
While Mrs.Bacon was giving Abe Lincoln a rimjob, the sly devil that he is he accidently slipped her the rusty ear-plug
by flappybob420 February 18, 2008
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Losing your ears

A phrase used to express one losing their virginity or growing up.

It refers to the cat ears in certain animes (ex: Loveless) that most children have. It is said that these ears fall off once the child loses their virginity thus growing up and seen to as an adult by society.
Ruthie told Mahfuza that 'Losing your ears' was bad, but she didn't listen.
by BabyRuRu November 14, 2010
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mast-ear-bation

The incredibly pleasing sensation gained when scratching the inside of your ears with something long and thin, like a q-tip or a tooth pick.

Can also be the act of pleasing your hearing by listening to ACDC, Ozzie, Guns n Roses, or whatever tune is exciting to you.
John! Check out the chick on the bench scratching her ear with the pen! She acts like she's about to orgasm.

Mmm. Mast-ear-bation. She's even got the O-face!
by Admiral Fubar August 18, 2010
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