Dad Dance

Jim Hopper dancing in Stranger Things.

"Hey did you see Hopper dancing in Stranger Things?"

"Yes! The dad dance king!"

by DadBodExpert December 15, 2017

shit dance

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.

by Zockoism January 22, 2018

Period Dance

The ancient ritual: the period dance. When done correctly, clouds form overhead bringing thunder and lightning, blood starts raining from the sky and dogs start howling. You will know that the ritual has worked when the vagina cries red tears.

Person 1: Why is the rain red?!

Person 2: Oh, I guess someone's doing the period dance.

by WigglyBobert February 24, 2018

Lap dance dial

When your receiving a lap dance, your phone rings, and because of the high speed grinding answers.

I was enjoying a pleasant lap dance when my phone started ringing. Due to the intensity of the dance she answered my phone by lap dance dialing, with my boss on the other end. My boss then heard “fuck me like my boss does every Friday. “ Now I’m fired and looking for a new job

by Bigbrachcock11 June 7, 2018

Thump Dance

A version of the tap dance that only a fat person can perform

Does your mom HAVE to thump dance right now? There's fuckin dust coming off the rafters

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

default dance december

when someone says "default" or "dance" you have to do fortnite default dance. this also works with "default dance." if someone says "default," "dance" or default dance repeatly, that person has to do the default dance.

person 1. yo man
person 2. have you heard of the dance competition
person 1. does default dance
person 3. happy default dance december guys
person 1 and 2. does default dance

by a retarded, random person November 24, 2018

Fusion Dance

A nicer way of saying sex; a way of having sex while both partners stand and go at it.

Me: Yo me and her were going at it all night bro!
Friend: What position(s)
Me: Oh we did the Fusion Dance

by ADoggieIsAChickenSecretly December 19, 2018