Pyrex Dirt Pie

The result of defecating into a glass pie plate for sexual enjoyment. The non-excreting partner positions herself/himself underneath the plate for visual stimulation.

Jane's particular kink was to introduce the pyrex dirt pie to her adventurous partners.

by Loudthing April 16, 2009

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egyptian dirt mask

When someone takes a shit in his palm and smears it all over his face , letting it dry up and then chips it off with a srewdriver. Usualy used by Egyptians as a skin cleanser LOL

-Tooutankanmon: Hey sand nigga gimme an egyptian dirt mask i have a big pimple on my forehead.
-Sand Nigga: Ok *shluuurrrrhhhshshs
*whipes it all over toutankamon's face.

by Dodu September 11, 2007

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dirt-tube commuter

A homosexual man

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.

by Anonymous January 19, 2003

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Wham! and the dirt is gone!

(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)

A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.

or

A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.

Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!

by Eisel Dier March 23, 2007

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