TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire

" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.

by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006

Thigh dirt

Thigh Dirt : A dirt stain left on toilet seat from thigh area.

I went to the bathroom and saw thigh dirt left on toilet seat.

by BrazyWayne January 15, 2019

Bag of Dirt

Tim Lanehart of San Francisco, CA.

Tim is an epic bag of dirt.

by An observer of dirtbags November 13, 2012

tit dirt

(n.) A mysterious form of dust that is attracted by sweat on a person with severe Tourette's Syndrome around the abdomen and chest regions of the body.

Son: Dad, is that a Mickey Mouse T-Shirt?
Dad: The fuck you talkin' about?
Son: (Pointing)There's his ears there, his ears, and there's his face!
Dad: That's not Mickey Mouse, that's just TIT DIRT!

by edw007 September 2, 2008

dink dirt

Dink dirt is the accumulation of various bodily fluids (yours or someone else's) that build up in the crease around the head of a mans penis or under the foreskin if he doesn't clean properly after sexual contact.

Mike: "Fuck man, I went down on Watson last night, and he had some serious dink dirt going on!"

Jeff: "Dude, that is fucking disgusting.... Watson always struck me as having pretty good personal hygeine."

Mike: "Well he doesn't! I have never smelled anything so horrid in my whole life! I can't keep seeing him anymore, I'm just so grossed out."

by Jennifiend July 20, 2008

ass-dirt

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

african dirt squirt

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.

I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

by the African dirt squirter December 1, 2013