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weapons of ass destruction 

A diarrhea session that makes you bite your lip, roll your eyes up, howl in pain, and inwardly pray for mercy and light as your anus and rectum is destroyed by lethally hot liquid shit that feels like it's filled with razors. Usually to be had after a curry or eating at Taco Bell.
OH MY GOD!!!! My anus is BLEEDING! AAAAAAAARGH!
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`nice , trusting , lovable , has a good heart , SEXY , cares about his girlfriend . this is the type of person he is ; &` i always love him no mattter what ♥
you see that desean over there .
Desean by `tifany (: June 11, 2010
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Desmond Dekker 

I can't believe that no one defined him yet. He is only one of the coolest legends to ever exist. Born Desmond Adolphus Dacres on July 16, 1941. Was a pioneer of first-wave ska in the sixties with his group the Aces, and the best known performer outside Jamaica before Bob Marley. Ska Boss.
The first time I ever heard Israelites I thought I landed in ska heaven. Long live Desmond Dekker.
Desmond Dekker by Orange Lady August 8, 2008

Designated D.A.B. 

A D.A.B. is a girl who is a "drunk ass bitch". She often knows and may refer to herself as a D.A.B. They are often very hammered and do not think before acting, therefore they look silly.

A designated D.A.B. is the person for the night who will become the most shit faced and act the most ridiculous. They can be appointed at the start of the night, but most often as the night goes on, the designated D.A.B. slowly surfaces.
That girl is dancing off beat to the music and is spilling her drink everywhere. She looks like she might be the designated D.A.B. for the night.

Desert Bus

Is an even worse peice of code than grenade of grenade written by someone in a cave and who obviously has no life. The pont of Desert bus is to be a life like simulation of a bus journey from tuscon to vegas at a max speed of 45 mph it takes 8 hrs to complete one bus ride, for every bus ride you get one point and to keep you alert the bus violently pulls to the left all the time and yoy have to pick up passengers.
Person 1: "Dude I Got 8 Points In Desert Bus!!"

Person 2: "Dude Bet You Can Get 99 Points On Desert Bus!"

Person 1: "Bet You I Can!"

Person 3: "You Pair Have No Lives, And Therefore You Fail Epically!"
Desert Bus by Project_29a August 8, 2010
This girl is funny , sarcastic, guys fall all over her , she's smart , and loves to act crazy
Omg desirey is my girlfriend!!!!!
desirey by Swvarttjhgggffh November 17, 2016